RogueCookie 166 Report post Posted October 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Frécinette said: The zombie invasion has started Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frécinette 361 Report post Posted October 31, 2016 We're doing pretty great so far Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RogueCookie 166 Report post Posted October 31, 2016 Everyone is just shooting missiles everywhere. @Lord Nanfoodle stop destroying your friends! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
strangephantasm 77 Report post Posted October 31, 2016 Welcome to Hammocktopia. Enjoy your nap! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,904 Report post Posted October 31, 2016 6 hours ago, RogueCookie said: Everyone is just shooting missiles everywhere. @Lord Nanfoodle stop destroying your friends! But sending hordes out to hug everyone is just so much fun!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RogueCookie 166 Report post Posted October 31, 2016 1 minute ago, Lord Nanfoodle said: But sending hordes out to hug everyone is just so much fun!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RogueCookie 166 Report post Posted October 31, 2016 @Skyrazer @Light Landstrider and who ever keeps an eye on We Exist. Yo all dead, fam. Your union is crumbing. People need your help. Raise up and help! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrazer 663 Report post Posted October 31, 2016 1 hour ago, RogueCookie said: @Skyrazer @Light Landstrider and who ever keeps an eye on We Exist. Yo all dead, fam. Your union is crumbing. People need your help. Raise up and help! We already dead tho. Union's been dead long before, gotta move elsewhere. Probably purge those zombies too... hmm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
strangephantasm 77 Report post Posted November 1, 2016 Wow, went to bed and woke up a zombie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stormugandr 58 Report post Posted November 1, 2016 86.5% survival rate. Early response best response. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frécinette 361 Report post Posted November 1, 2016 I blame Nanfoodle for sapping my army. What am i supposed to do with those WMDs if there is no one capable to press the button Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,904 Report post Posted November 1, 2016 27 minutes ago, Frécinette said: I blame Nanfoodle for sapping my army. What am i supposed to do with those WMDs if there is no one capable to press the button Have a brain tasting party at my place. We also have wine and cheese and a movie marathon available. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
strangephantasm 77 Report post Posted November 1, 2016 Yay, my peeps are live! Now get to breedin', I gotta reach 250,000,000 so I can found my capital. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
strangephantasm 77 Report post Posted November 2, 2016 Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and golden statues of Hammock Sized Ponies line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Hammocktopia's national animal is the Hammock Sized Pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests. It begins... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,904 Report post Posted November 4, 2016 Here's my week in review (sans the zombie stuff): 2 minutes ago: Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, t-shirts displaying a photo of Lord Nanfoodle performing the Full-Monty are selling out. 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point. 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention. 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients. 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. 1 day 20 hours ago: The Onigiri Enclave's influence in The Bunny Fire fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower". 2 days 20 hours ago: The Onigiri Enclave was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens and the Top 10% for Safest. 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food. 2 days 20 hours ago: The Onigiri Enclave was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy". 2 days 20 hours ago: The Onigiri Enclave lodged a message on the The Bunny Fire Regional Message Board. 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision. 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work. 3 days 3 hours ago: The Onigiri Enclave lodged a message on the The Bunny Fire Regional Message Board. 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, educators and parents alike are allowing children to view the internet again after violent videos were purged. 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences. 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, religious figures have been banned from public holidays to make them more multicultural. 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly. 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin. 3 days 17 hours ago: The Onigiri Enclave proposed constructing embassies between The Bunny Fire and The Empire of Friendship. 6 days ago: Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation. 6 days ago: Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. 6 days ago: Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing. 6 days ago: Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. 6 days ago: Following new legislation in The Onigiri Enclave, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders. Fun times... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
strangephantasm 77 Report post Posted November 5, 2016 BREAKING NEWS: Following an attempt upon the life of their enlightened Leader, The Most Serene Republic of Hammocktopia has instituted a new foreign policy: Very disproportionate retribution. In related news, military spending has increased and mass production of the the new 'BFG-69' (AKA 'the Organ Grinder') is moving ahead as scheduled. Plans are underway on introducing the Bone-Breaker 1111-DX Sonic Rocket Launcher next year along with a new line of anthrax grenades. tdatsrettulF ni raw ON si erehT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrazer 663 Report post Posted November 5, 2016 So I may have gone a little too green... 17% of deaths are attributed to people being lost in the wilderness. People have to hike to get their mail or are being mobbed by cabertooth phoenixes. Fear not, for we're on the job. Following new legislation in The Caelum Union, getting milk from the local corner store no longer requires donning advanced hiking gear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
strangephantasm 77 Report post Posted November 11, 2016 From the Hammocktopian Department of Propaganda Science: Fluttershy Facts, Volume 1. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
strangephantasm 77 Report post Posted November 13, 2016 Breaking news, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Hammock Sized Pony. IT'S HAPPENING! IT'S REALLY HAPPENING! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrazer 663 Report post Posted November 13, 2016 Screw the planet, we're going to space! Following new legislation in The Caelum Union, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RogueCookie 166 Report post Posted November 17, 2016 In recent weeks, a neighbouring nation in The Bunny Fire released a controversial and gory movie about Cookiesandmilks, entitled The Baker Of Cookiesandmilks. The movie, which follows the horrifying journey of a hapless ex-baker into the criminal underworld of Cookiesandmilks City, seems to imply that Cookiesandmilks is a dystopian hellhole filled with violent crime. Unsurprisingly your citizenry is offended. WHO MADE THIS?! In other news.. Soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lunar Holiday 150 Report post Posted November 17, 2016 I'M HERE AND READY TO SERVE MY COUNTRY MORE MISSILES! MORE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frécinette 361 Report post Posted November 17, 2016 Meanwhile, after listening to her long ignored conscience, SIS decided to fund a basic welfare program and give the population a long awaited tax break, resulting in the economy falling by 57 points. I blame liberalism. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
strangephantasm 77 Report post Posted November 17, 2016 42 minutes ago, Frécinette said: Meanwhile, after listening to her long ignored conscience, SIS decided to fund a basic welfare program and give the population a long awaited tax break, resulting in the economy falling by 57 points. I blame liberalism. As one should. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
strangephantasm 77 Report post Posted November 19, 2016 Following new legislation in Hammocktopia, government officials across Hammocktopia are being "encouraged" to adopt Hammock Sized Ponies to set an example for the populace. OBEY Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
