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How the chickens died

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31st was experimenting with nitroglycerin and died in its dimension, then it got replaced by one of it's many multiverse selves fleeing its dimension after creating Kronenbergs, said dimensional chicken buried the dead body of current dimension chicken and took its place like it never died.

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The 38th chicken met it's end when Lightning Dust, upon gaining demonic powers from making a pact with the demons of Tartarus, came up with a plan to try to make Rainbow Dash suffer by capturing, torturing, and then brutally murdering Scootaloo before her. Too bad, unbeknownst to her, she mistook this chicken for her. Lucky Scootaloo.

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The 40th chicken had a mid-life crisis, bought a high-powered sports car, but because it was a chicken and lacked hands, let alone opposable thumbs, crashed said car almost immediately after driving it off the lot at over 140 MPH.

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47th chicken with millionaires
On a ship with marble squares
Licking up their lollipops
No one ever interrupts

47th chicken with millionaires
On a ship with marble squares
There was a wave that killed them all
And now the lollipops are gone

 

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The 49th chicken tried to summon an Eldritch abomination to do its bidding, but instead opened a portal to the chaos realm and was devoured by hellspawn. 

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