Polish Snake

How the chickens died

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The 60th chicken? Well, it came down with a mysterious nano-virus that required shrinking down an elite team and injecting them into the chicken's bloodstream to do battle with the virus from the inside. However, due to unforseen circumstances involving the methodology of shrinking, the vessel the crew was in suddenly re-enlarged only minutes after entering the chicken, splaying chicken guts all over the OR and the doctors.

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The 75th chicken is, interestingly enough, celebrating his 75th birthday with his young, hot blonde trophy wife. Hmmm, odd... This cake is rather sweet, even for a cake. I mean, it's very sweet... Ah hell, that's ethylene glycol. Welp, his wife just become a widow... A very, very wealthy widow.

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