Nightwing 27 Report post Posted February 28, 2016 The 51st was found at crime scene. He was the victim. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Polish Snake 3 Report post Posted February 28, 2016 Chicken 52nd was following Junkrat (overwatch), the chicken was too close when Junkrat died & got caught in the explosion Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Error 473 Report post Posted February 28, 2016 Chicken 53nd was mistake become a food product because it's appear on the chicken factory Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JexTexSSB ᴾᴾᴹ 24 Report post Posted February 28, 2016 The 54th was on bad terms with Chuck Norris. That is all I will say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smlurf 1 Report post Posted February 28, 2016 the 55th chicken played the waiting game. they say he's still waiting to this day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Light Landstrider 237 Report post Posted February 28, 2016 56th invented teleportation, while testing it got scattered all around the universe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrazer 663 Report post Posted February 28, 2016 The 57th took part in a test launch for a prototype space ship. The result? Catastrophic hull failure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JexTexSSB ᴾᴾᴹ 24 Report post Posted February 29, 2016 The 58th decided to play "Chicken" on some railroad tracks. Not smart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smlurf 1 Report post Posted March 1, 2016 The 59th was in the slapping game. Think I over did it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,904 Report post Posted March 1, 2016 The 60th chicken? Well, it came down with a mysterious nano-virus that required shrinking down an elite team and injecting them into the chicken's bloodstream to do battle with the virus from the inside. However, due to unforseen circumstances involving the methodology of shrinking, the vessel the crew was in suddenly re-enlarged only minutes after entering the chicken, splaying chicken guts all over the OR and the doctors. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stormugandr 58 Report post Posted March 1, 2016 The 61st chicken got on the wrong side of one Joseph Stalin. We don't really talk about the 61st chicken anymore, if he even exists. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Polish Snake 3 Report post Posted March 1, 2016 62nd chicken wanted to became an astronaut Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nova S. Aurora 438 Report post Posted March 2, 2016 63rd spontaneously combusted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Light Landstrider 237 Report post Posted March 2, 2016 64th went to KFC, it never came back Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrazer 663 Report post Posted March 3, 2016 The 65th realized the 5th and 64th died the same way and suicide bombed a KFC. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smlurf 1 Report post Posted March 3, 2016 the 66th chicken sold his soul, buuut he doesn't know who he sold it to, don't know where he is now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nova S. Aurora 438 Report post Posted March 3, 2016 The 67th started a family, lived its life, and died of old age. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Error 473 Report post Posted March 3, 2016 The 68th did not sleep for weeks and become sleeping beauty Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stormugandr 58 Report post Posted March 3, 2016 69th chicken died from too much snu-snu. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nova S. Aurora 438 Report post Posted March 3, 2016 70th became a leader of a country but died from a COOP d'etat 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Light Landstrider 237 Report post Posted March 3, 2016 71st ate a worm, it turns out it was a tape worm, it died of hunger later on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,904 Report post Posted March 3, 2016 The 72nd chicken was hugged by Ed too hard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smlurf 1 Report post Posted March 4, 2016 the 73rd chicken was a Siamese twin with chicken number 74...wonder what happened to him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrazer 663 Report post Posted March 4, 2016 The 74th got into a shady deal with a Worm cartel and got shot in a backstreet alley by FBI agents during the deal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,904 Report post Posted March 5, 2016 The 75th chicken is, interestingly enough, celebrating his 75th birthday with his young, hot blonde trophy wife. Hmmm, odd... This cake is rather sweet, even for a cake. I mean, it's very sweet... Ah hell, that's ethylene glycol. Welp, his wife just become a widow... A very, very wealthy widow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
