DedSec Pony 17 Report post Posted March 6, 2016 the 76th chicken had a deal with the devil to take away his life since that chicken is immortal and that immortal life force is what the triangular devil needed to bring the odd-pocalypse into our dimension. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JexTexSSB ᴾᴾᴹ 24 Report post Posted March 7, 2016 The 77th tried to use a launch star from Super Mario Galaxy to get to another planet but overshot his destination and is now hurdling endlessly in space Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,889 Report post Posted March 7, 2016 The 78th chicken experienced death by snoo-snoo... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hobo Joe 3 Report post Posted March 7, 2016 The 79th chicken was shot from a cannon, into another cannon, then hit a wall. Then the wall fell down, crushing it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Light Landstrider 237 Report post Posted March 7, 2016 80th chicken was minding her own business in a small village in the middle east, after a small while a bunch of guys started running around with guns. "Bomb has been planted" was the last thing it heard before an AWP shot made it pop into a pile of feathers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nova S. Aurora 438 Report post Posted March 7, 2016 81st played too much Stardew Valley. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrazer 663 Report post Posted March 8, 2016 The 82nd was a Japanese fighter pilot during the attack on Pearl Harbor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,889 Report post Posted March 8, 2016 The 83rd chicken was from West Virginia, born and raised, on the barnyard where it spent most of it's days, chillin' out, maxing and relaxing all cool, eating some corn feed out by their pool, when a couple of vixens that were out to do harm, started making trouble on the farm. They got into one little fight and the chicken bled, so the farmer said, "Now off with ya head, I wanna get fed!!" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Error 473 Report post Posted March 10, 2016 The 84rd chicken overdosed with energy drinks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Light Landstrider 237 Report post Posted March 10, 2016 85th died of dehydration because the 84th hogged all the energy drinks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrazer 663 Report post Posted March 10, 2016 The 86th got shot after trying to illegally cross the border. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frécinette 361 Report post Posted March 10, 2016 The 87th was used as ammunition for the Rock-it Launcher. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Skelabrony 15 Report post Posted March 10, 2016 88th chicken went to Comic con and said "Your a Jedi Harry".-Captain James. T. Picard from Lord of the Rings: The Angels take Manhatten Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,889 Report post Posted March 11, 2016 The 89th chicken blew its brains out after spending most of it's life trying to find the meaning of Neon Genesis Evangelion and realizing... there is no meaning. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Light Landstrider 237 Report post Posted March 11, 2016 Eating chicken Oh...was this chicken number 90? Wellp, no longer I guess...sorry ... ... Very tasty though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nova S. Aurora 438 Report post Posted March 11, 2016 #91 worked in retail all of its life and died of depression. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrazer 663 Report post Posted March 11, 2016 The 92nd was a brilliant but unappreciated inventor and scientist. He revolutionized many new technologies but had all his creations and ideas stolen and died in poverty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Skelabrony 15 Report post Posted March 11, 2016 the 93rd chicken died at Hiroshima Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,889 Report post Posted March 11, 2016 The 94th chicken ate some BAD feed laced with PCP and LSD, went into a drug-induced psychosis, and as a result robbed a bank, got into a high-speed chase, where she ran over several jaywalkers, crashed her ride, and died in a shootout with cops. ......She ultimately received a posthumous award from the mayor's office for eliminating the jaywalker menace. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Skelabrony 15 Report post Posted March 11, 2016 95th chicken died from watching the 94th overdose on Grand theft auto Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nova S. Aurora 438 Report post Posted March 12, 2016 96th died from the 1023rd travelling back in time to kill the 234th, but ended up killing all three of them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrazer 663 Report post Posted March 12, 2016 The 97th didn't pay attention during Grenade drills and counted to 6 instead of 5. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Error 473 Report post Posted March 12, 2016 The 98th could not survive the stinking fart anymore and out of breath because of the stink fart Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Skelabrony 15 Report post Posted March 14, 2016 The 99th chicken seeing that he was one of only two of his kind left he took the easy way out by jumping off a cliff while scraps of the once great Quarian flotilla oops i meant chicken rained down from the sky he falls back of a cliff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nova S. Aurora 438 Report post Posted March 15, 2016 100th realized it was the 100th chicken, clicked on the advertisement which said it won a prize, and downloaded malware. The subsequent malware caused their computer to run slow. This slow speed caused online games to be awful, and the chicken killed itself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
