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How the chickens died

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the 76th chicken had a deal with the devil to take away his life since that chicken is immortal and that immortal life force is what the triangular devil needed to bring the odd-pocalypse into our dimension.

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80th chicken was minding her own business in a small village in the middle east, after a small while a bunch of guys started running around with guns.

"Bomb has been planted" was the last thing it heard before an AWP shot made it pop into a pile of feathers.

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The 83rd chicken was from West Virginia, born and raised, on the barnyard where it spent most of it's days, chillin' out, maxing and relaxing all cool, eating some corn feed out by their pool, when a couple of vixens that were out to do harm, started making trouble on the farm. They got into one little fight and the chicken bled, so the farmer said, "Now off with ya head, I wanna get fed!!"

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The 89th chicken blew its brains out after spending most of it's life trying to find the meaning of Neon Genesis Evangelion and realizing... there is no meaning.

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The 92nd was a brilliant but unappreciated inventor and scientist. He revolutionized many new technologies but had all his creations and ideas stolen and died in poverty.

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The 94th chicken ate some BAD feed laced with PCP and LSD, went into a drug-induced psychosis, and as a result robbed a bank, got into a high-speed chase, where she ran over several jaywalkers, crashed her ride, and died in a shootout with cops.

 

......She ultimately received a posthumous award from the mayor's office for eliminating the jaywalker menace. :awesomecheer:

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The 98th could not survive the stinking fart anymore and out of breath because of the stink fart

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The 99th chicken seeing that he was one of only two of his kind left he took the easy way out by jumping off a cliff while scraps of the once great Quarian flotilla oops i meant chicken  rained down from the sky he falls back of a cliff 

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100th realized it was the 100th chicken, clicked on the advertisement which said it won a prize, and downloaded malware. The subsequent malware caused their computer to run slow. This slow speed caused online games to be awful, and the chicken killed itself.

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