ABronyAccount 4,257 Report post Posted March 10, 2019 "Hot diggity! Hey y'all, check out Granny Smith! Who knew geriatrics could break dance like that?" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,899 Report post Posted March 16, 2019 "I never knew Spike could make for such a great kite!! Great idea, me!!" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,257 Report post Posted March 16, 2019 Silver Spoon: "I thought you said we were gonna play some Tool?" Lemon Zest: "What? No, I said play on some stools!" SS: "That's it, I'm outta here." 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cookiepony 9 Report post Posted March 16, 2019 “Pinkie. Stop.” 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,899 Report post Posted March 16, 2019 Spitfire: "HEY, RAINBOW DASH!! DOES MY BREATH STINK?!" Rainbow Dash: "Um... no, sir?" 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I'mThat1Brony 3 Report post Posted May 31, 2019 I found myself a new Nimbus Cloud! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,257 Report post Posted June 2, 2019 "Did somepony say kites and equality in the same sentence?" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,899 Report post Posted June 8, 2019 Well, now we know what happens if you pull the book out of the top of portal apparatus mid-teleport. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,257 Report post Posted June 9, 2019 "You've hoed yer last row!" said Applejack, seconds before giving up the life of a farmer to take up the mantle of Equestria's poet laureate. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,899 Report post Posted June 14, 2019 "Wait, who moved my bucket of pig's blood, and who said 'apples' before me to set off the remote tipping mechanism? Now my awesome fair-use revenge plot against Silverstream at the Friendship School dance has been foiled, and it's all Spike's fault!! Now I feel like destroying all magic in Equestria and blaming it on Spike!! It's the only logical way to express all the anger I feel now." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,257 Report post Posted June 17, 2019 1Ra "Applejack, dear, I've brought my Game Link CableTM! You do have a copy of Ponemon Red, right?" 1AJ "Uh, er, about that... I, uh, lent it to Pi-" 2PP "Hey girls! Guess who just got a copy of Ponemon Red!" 3PP " And a foreplayer adapter!" 3AJ "P-Pinkie! That's FOUR-player AdapterTM!" 3PP " ~Not the way I use it~ " 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,899 Report post Posted July 14, 2019 Meanwhile at Ponyville General, 34 hemophiliacs died that day from lack of proper bandages... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DoodleDot 332 Report post Posted July 15, 2019 A new breed of dragon has come to Equestria, They are known as "the Waifu dragon". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,899 Report post Posted July 15, 2019 Rarity: "Darling? Darling. Darling?! What. The Actual. F*$%?! Throwing my favorite parasol through the portal then shutting it off when I reach through to grab it is NOT funny, Rainbow Dash!! Now I'm stuck with this... HAND, until Twilight gets back from her Princess summit next week. It's so... garish!!" *wags her finger at Rainbow Dash* 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DoodleDot 332 Report post Posted July 15, 2019 Rainbow dash: h-how did you get this dress on me?! Rarity: easy, i have learnt a new spell that will insistently put a pony in clothes. Rainbow dash: but why?! Rarity: because you ruined my mane. Rainbow: That doesn't explain why you gave applejack a makeover... Applejack: or why my hat is missing. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,899 Report post Posted July 15, 2019 "Ah have no idea where the bodies are buried!! Honest!!" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Havocbyte 1,457 Report post Posted July 15, 2019 Lyra: YES. I have the power to control Equestria! Bon Bon: Seriously? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DoodleDot 332 Report post Posted July 16, 2019 This is what happens when you forget to charge your robot waifu. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Nanfoodle 1,899 Report post Posted July 16, 2019 ".bmp?! NO!! I need to be at least .png, or better, .svg!!" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,257 Report post Posted July 16, 2019 "I'm pretty sure the phrase is 'girls a-go-go,' not 'girls a-pogo'." "Do you WANT Walt Kelly to be forgotten, Fluttershy???" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DoodleDot 332 Report post Posted July 17, 2019 I wanted cake, not sandwich Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Havocbyte 1,457 Report post Posted July 18, 2019 We are as sweet as caramel apples. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Ned 38,109 Report post Posted July 18, 2019 Rainbow Dash: thanks for helping me win the talent show Rarity Rarity: I Regret everything 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DoodleDot 332 Report post Posted July 19, 2019 "come here fishy fishy" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ABronyAccount 4,257 Report post Posted July 20, 2019 "You know how your sister enjoys tea parties and dressing up? Yeah, that was me." " - " 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
